Who'd have thought that when the first extra-terrestrial book was translated, it wouldn't be a cookbook on how to munch on humans - it'd be their bible - and that they'd worship OPRAH!Discovered by a construction worker by smashing cylindrical metal objects against his forehead, the vessel containing the book had scientists creaming themselves over numbers and mathematical signs - and some symbols that looked like UPN and NBC! What else could it have possibly been other than a TV Schedule?
The book discovered in the strange metal container had a cover illustration of "the unmistakable likeness of Oprah Winfrey". It doesn't say if it's the thin version or the fat version... but I suspect the fat version would have required a second edition.
To read more about this wondrous discovery, the full article can be found here. And anyone who's seen MIB knows that the Weekly World News would NEVER lie!!
2 comments:
geee, (looking around in awe and amazement)..i think i love it here..piss and vinegar in the morning is almost as good as the smell of napalm in the morning...I just stole a post from betty bowers and posted it on my blog about her and dr.phil(who i call uncle phil as he is like all my asshole relatives that think they know everything but don't know jackshit)..
sue sent me....and im glad she did...i love you canadians..
:) Welcome to the insanity, Yellowdog Granny. I'll have to thank Sue for shoving you in my direction. We lurves Sue. :D Hope you don't mind - but I added your blog to the linky love. You're my kinda people. :)
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