Wednesday, January 12

Would You Want To Smack Your Parents...

I receive daily reports from the local police departments because I want to know what's going on in my neighbourhood. It's all very cool and nifty. You can go to their website, click on the divisions you want updates from, and they get delivered to your email account several times a day - depending on how busy the criminals are that day.

Anyone remember Mork and Mindy? Do you remember what phrase Mork (Robin Williams) used when he wanted to swear?

Here's the reason I'm asking - Today, I received a missing persons report. This is the report I received. Note the missing person's name.

News Release
Toronto Police Service

Wednesday, January 12, 2011 - 4:25 PM

54 Division
416-808-5400

The Toronto Police Service is requesting the public’s assistance locating a missing man.

Shaaz Butt, 21, was last seen on Saturday, January 8, 2011, at 8:15 a.m., in the St. Clair Avenue East/O’Connor Drive area.

He is described as 5'8", 163 lbs., black hair, brown eyes and clean shaven.

Police are concerned for his safety.

Anyone with information is asked to contact police at 416-808-5400, Crime Stoppers anonymously at 416-222-TIPS (8477), online at www.222tips.com, text TOR and your message to CRIMES (274637), or Leave A Tip on Facebook.

Constable Tony Vella, Corporate Communications, for Detective Edward Campbell, 54 Division

An attachment to this release is available on our website.

http://www.torontopolice.on.ca/newsreleases/release.php?id=20327
Would you want to smack your parents?

I'm not sure if this is as bad as those women who sued their parents, Mr. & Mrs. Hogg, for naming them Ima and Ura.

Could be close, though.

5 comments:

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

I do remember mork and mindy( saw them both when I worked at paramount studios in the 70's..my kids used shazbutt all the time.
we were discussing weird names tonight..my friends nephew is named lucas sky walker..really..he is autistic..I said I bet he was perfectly normal until he found out his name was luke sky walker..

Chicka said...

Oh holly fucknuts. What the hell is wrong with people?

Nevermind. don't answer that.

astrocoz said...

WOW! Here I was thinking that initials spelling out embarrassing words was bad. With a name like that, how do you not bury your head in sand?

I love that you get daily reports from the local police departments! Do you have a police scanner too?!

Charles said...

LOL I only remember Nanu Nanu. What a name.

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